"Lucky thing we’re allies, right?”
I was in class one day so naturally I was scrolling through tumblr on my phone and I managed to get through so many ridiculous posts without laughing and I was super proud of myself…until I got to a post that simply read: “It snew today” and I just completely lost my shit.
So congratulations, tumblr. Everybody in that class probably thinks I’m insane.
oh MY GFUCKING
today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7
and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only God can judge the people
this guy man
That would be *actual* Christianity for you.
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
dads are wonderful
the only zayn picture that matters
i lost a follower
i c u
I REALLY LIKE THIS URBAN LEGEND BEHIND THE WORD, "FUCK"
THAT SAID THAT IN THE MIDDLE AGES, DURING THE BLACK DEATH, RESOURCES WERE SCARCE SO COUPLES HAD TO OBTAIN ROYAL PERMISSION TO HAVE CHILDREN
SO THEY HAD TO PUT UP A SIGN ON THEIR HOUSE (VISIBLE ON THE ROAD) THAT SAID,
“FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT of KING”
AND THEIR ENTIRE STREET WOULD KNOW THEY’RE FUCKING
i love supernatural so much but i don’t like how they make God seem
like, for instance God doesn’t say “it’s not my problem” bc he does care for His people
and cas can’t be God bc there is only one God
i love the show but like couldn’t they have shown God more like how he is?
bc he is a selfless and loving God, and they just don’t show that